You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
Then he took his girlfriend's fuzzy handcuffs and locked me to their bed. Key is in an unknown location. He's surprisingly idiotic, for being premed.
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
Nothing like having your house arrest ankle bracelet vibrate and take a moisture sample at the exact moment you're about to blow it in some chick...buzzkill
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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