We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
I hear jingle bells and I can't tell if it's bc I'm feeling festive or just REALLY high
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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