i just googled "what is oprah really like?" how do YOU think my night is going?
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
It's okay I didn't send any nudes tonight so we are safe *inserts photo of a baseball umpire doing the safe signal*
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
I woke up this morning and my house is covered in shredded cheese with my laptop open and a google image search for "awesome shit".
Randomize
