No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
Can I get a DUI with a shopping cart? I've nearly hit 2 displays and little girl...
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
She grabbed a $20 bill out of my hand, calling it a lap dance coupon and then she dragged me into her bedroom. I think I’m in love
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