I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
and you said cock pushups were impossible
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
St Patricks day needs to be raged like youve never raged before. Like youre in the desert and it starts raining beer. Like it's the day the announced the 21st amendment (which is the one that ended prohibition)
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
Drake has all the answers
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
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