why didn't you poke me back
He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
Ok. I'll enjoy the quiet (translation: I might be naked, call ahead if you come home tonight)
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
All i remember from last night was that i was sitting on the toilet for a good hour eating a philly cheesesteak hotpocket... then i woke up... in my bed.
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
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