and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
so after all day drinking, we went to an all u can eat crab place and i was going from table to table surveying the crowd if they though the crab i was carrying around looked like the flying dog from never ending story...what the hell is wrong with me?
I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
i just found a cheeto on my floor and ate it. i might still be drunk.
There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
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