I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
You are the funniest drunk Jew I know. Never in my life have I witnessed someone respond, "Is your dick kosher?" while being picked-up on.
You kidnapped her dog. I don't care that you and the dog are epic bros, that's just not cool. Return him.
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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