whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
She was giving me a handjob while I was wearing a sombrero with a beer in one hand and a hammer in the other.
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
So far in the last ten minutes I have tried to pour cereal into a plate. Today's gonna be a great day.
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
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