Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
Farmville is her only friend.
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
He wrote his entire dissertation last night. I can only imagine the frightening amount of headway he would make if he ever did things sober.
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
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