I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
At first I was confused when I woke up with shards of glass and pickle brine in my pants. But then I remembered I hung out with you last night.
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
Hey, sorry for threatening to teabag your mom to death last night
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
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