I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
why does every cop we meet know your name?
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
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