haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
My mom just informed me that my dog licks their toes while her and my dad are having sex. I'm apartment searching.
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
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