And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
I am sweating out the vodka to make room for the whiskey tonight.
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
I figured out plans for New Year's and by figuring out I mean I've got a sugar bowl of cocaine. Start at 10?
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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