just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
Is it bad that I have more guilt over drunk eating Doritos than hooking up with my ex's best friend last night?
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
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