You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
I had five suicidal voicemails from him when I woke up this morning. They all started and ended with "DON'T FUCK MY ROOMMATES".
It was only one, it doesn't count.
apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
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