I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
I woke up in a poorly constructed blanket fort on a strange office floor covered in rug burns and champagne. How was your night?
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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