I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
The only reason you're wearing underwear tonight is cause you have a family dinner before
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
your goal of the night was to unlock your iPhone with your nipple. You're going places.
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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