Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
the girl peeing in the stall next to mine has really cute shoes. on a scale of 1 to restraining order, how weird would it be to compliment them from in here?
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
drinking ice water after you brush your teeth, is like Antarctica blowing a load into your mouth.
Real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch buck Rodgers in Tuesday.
Jesus Christ you're perfect.
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
For some reason drunk me always leaves sober me a banana in the morning.
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