Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
I figured it out. hungover me hates drunk me, drunk me hates sober me, and sober me hates being sober. so yes, were blacking out tonight.
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
You slow danced with your carpet steamer last night.
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
Walked in on my roommate covering his dick in blue frosting. Am staying with my folks for the Forth. See you Monday if the brain bleach works.
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
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