So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
College is a time for personal growth. Meaning it's time to start using those pickup lines on randos at dive bars.
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
Why wake up next to a guy when you can wake up next to a bag of chips and not have to worry about what kind of std you might've caught
You kept trying to make cocktails with my protein powder last night...
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
Randomize
