I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
I feel like somehow my uterus ended up in my ribcage from all the keg stands i did last night..
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
I wish I could rewind to my 8th birthday instead. I wanna wake up, eat as much cake as I want, and have a Transformers birthday party without someone judging me.
The thing is that despite the high paying career and the increased responsibility, my life hasn't changed that much. Only instead of blacking out on $2 wells at some dive I blackout on top shelf martinis in a suit. Oh and only on Fri & Sat nights. Being 30 doesn't suck as bad as everyone led me to believe.
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
My butt remains clenched, sir.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.
..... starting now
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
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