Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
I got a discount on the lube for giving the cashier focaccia bread from work.
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
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