Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
hahaha! you have a girlfriend
tell that to the new girl at work who i screwed on the washing machine today...
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
so my mom thinks I'm picking you up just to go buy you liquor before you go back to school tomorrow...
I'm ashamed that your mom thinks I haven't already taken care of that.
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
i think i just lost a toe
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
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