so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
I'm not kidding, he literally jumped in the red panda exhibit. I knew this was gonna be a good birthday.
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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