margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
Note to self: Not getting laid all weekend makes girls in mondays classes racks seem enormously bigger.
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
I don't understand how she could dump me AFTER we had shower sex. I'm fucking great at shower sex
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
Does buying my brother condoms for Christmas say "keep having sex with her, I like her" or "dear god, do not get this girl pregnant"?
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
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