You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
Do me a favor. Next time I think it's a good idea to take pulls from the handle, yell "FALCON PUNCH" and uppercut me in the taint. My future liver thanks you.
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
Seriously. I'm like, "Wait, we are actually talking about physics in the middle of sex and its ACTUALLY erotic because you're so fucking intelligent I'm turned on?"
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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