So she started giving everyone lap dances, and i was like "i think i like this chick"
I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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