Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
You told me I was special while we were having sex and I asked why.
What did I say?
Don't ask me questions while I have an erection,
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
What's an appropriate engagement gift for the girl that's marrying your brother's Tuesday night hookup? Cause all I can think of is vodka and Kleenex.
Randomize
