How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Dear tim. Christina farted and it smells like kid roses.
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
sorry for covering your dog in whipped cream. his bark made it sound like he wanted it.
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Don't forget Giraffe in your car! If we show up in the same outfit without animal heads we're just gonna look weird.
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
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