dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
i threw up in his kitchen sink and then used a measuring cup to drink water because i couldn't find a clean glass. i just threw up down the stairs. it's gonna be a long walk home.
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
I think I'm going to inject the gummy vitamins with vodka
I'm glad you're using your medical degree for some good for once
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
I just walked across town, stoned off my ass and barefoot in 35 degree weather for him to bust five mins in and then apologize 13 times as I got dressed.
Randomize
