What did we do last night that was yellow?
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
Randomize
