honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
Somehow me showing up to/breaking into her house only to find I was a week early for the party became a night of weed cookies and sex.
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell”.
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