so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
4 words: hood of his car
for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
At my wifes high school reunion. Found out her nickname was 'Back Door Brooke'. EVERYONE is calling her that.
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
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