i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
Dude I can't believe you let me go home with the wildabeast lastnight.
You always hook up with hot girls we had to know you were mortal
My bed smells like naked
Haha. At least it doesn't smell like herpes
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
home. puking in laundry basket.
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
As if me making pizza in a skillet wasn't enough proof that I was in no state to be cooking, this burn blister on my hand is
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
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