well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
This text is addressed to sober me: getting drunk by yourself may have seemed like a Good idea at first bit it can tell you that it wasn't ad fun as you thought it would be
Ps your lap top bag is FULL of empty beets
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
please don't ironically join a cult
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