Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
I was relieved after I found the unopened condom in my pocket. Then I found the open one in the other pocket..
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
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