Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
So you actually don't remember giving head to the Neil Armstrong statue last night?
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
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