I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
i need some magic done to my vagina
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
The last time I saw you you got angry and yelled "WHISKEY DOESNT COUNT" ... I think that's at least a 7 on the hotmess scale.
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