Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
We tried to play tennis but after about 15 minutes we gave up and fucked against the fence. Woulda been a cute third date so of course I had to ruin it.
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
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