Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
dude. I can hear the air.
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
tell me about the fingering
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