belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
My mom is giving me a "don't tape yourself during sex" talk. It's going to be a long car ride.
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
Reading my bank statement stoned makes me feel like an adult.
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
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