Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
i just entered cocaine into my calorie counter.
I love our strategizing... I wish we used the same passion for planning our lives and future that we use for planning our drunken escapades... We would both be doctors by now, I swear
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
The cat just walked up and made eye contact with me while I had sex. I'm going to have to burn the house down with him in it.
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
Should we go get some celebratory "I'm not pregnant" tacos?
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
Randomize
