I can tuck mytits in my pants
I have new birth control, three bottles of jack, and some coupons for micky d's. You wanna have that sleepover?
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
Being pregnant feels like you have a hangover everyday.. Don't listen to what anyone says about how wonderful it is
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
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