Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
I felt like a body pillow being humped by a twelve year old.
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
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