I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
I traded some nice guy at the bar ten bucks and a pack of cigarettes for his leather jacket. I'm pretty sure I win at life. Whoever is in my phone as Tyler Durden, I thank you.
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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