dude why did you let me call her?!
i told you it was a bad idea and to quote you exactly, you said "no, it's a good idea..that's what people do when they love each other." you met her 15 minutes prior to that conversation...
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
Apparently she held up my head the entire 40 minutes, convincing the cab driver that I was okay
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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