There is a stranger person in my roommates bed...
The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
He's like the fucking Houdini of bras. Not only did I not feel him take it off I didn't find it until two days later.
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
Remember that night I drank a bunch of vodka, pounded your Jameson because 'you were a pussy', punched you in the face and ran off as fast as my high heels could go? It was just my Russian and Irish sides fighting for genetic dominance
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
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