Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
Well I found out I was essentially dumped and replaced by a hipster and apparently offered a girl $95 to go out with me. In the spirit of the Olympics I will not be spending any time on the medal stand.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
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