Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
She calls her new ritual "bed, bath, and beyond crunk". Hence why I found her passed out in my bath tub this morning.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
He stopped replying so I told him I got tested and it came back positive for chlamydia to see if he replied. His phone magically works again!
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
My walk of shame was 2 miles of feathers flying off of me, underwear in hand, and a homeless man telling me he'd pray for me. It was gold medal worthy.
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
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