dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
He put himself in the friend zone by calling me dude all night so I blew his friend. Judge me.
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
I have 39 hot sauces from Chipotle
It's like earning obesity badges
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
Just zoned back in to real life and found myself chanting "noodle eater noodle eater noodle eater" at my parrot as he devoured a single macaroni
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
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