i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
Dude I live in a fucking closet and still get laid every weekend. Figure it out.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
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