I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
Also, putting laundry hampers on my head and pretending I'm an astronaut is a good way to get caught in every door frame in the house.
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
I fcuked ip.
Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
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